De Gringos (El Diccionario Smart)

Este es un avance de Smart Gringo, el nuevo Manual de español para gringos, publicado en su versión original, en inglés, con traducción al español.

There's always something to learn (siempre hay algo que prender...) many times you need to say some phrase in spanish (a veces, usted necesita decir alguna frase en español) but you don't know how to say it (pero no sabe cómo decirla...)

don't worry, your problems have finished (sus problemas han terminado...)
If you are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning (qué pereza traducir, siga leyendo...)

For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish (lea los siguientes ejercicios):

Boy As N R = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the chair

Be A Hope And Son = viejo panzon = fat old man

Who And C to Seek Ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John shit in his pants

S Toy Tree Stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost Trap Eat Toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk Can So = descanso = to rest.

As Say Toon As = aceitunas = olives.

The head The star Mall Less Stan Do = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me 

C Eye = si hay = yes, we have

T N S Free O? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.